Dating Tips and Hints - A Short Article Packed with
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Pickup Lines "Hey,
fat boy... get your coat... you've pulled"
" Excuse me, I'm sorry but I can't help but notice how much
you look like my first wife, can I ask you your name.
("How many times have you been married?)
Never."
" If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me?"
"Are you tired? Because you've been running around my mind all
day."
"Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk
by you again?"
You - "Did it hurt".
The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?",
You - "When you fell from heaven."
"That shirt is very becoming on you....and if I was on you,
I would be cumming too!"
" Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?"
"Guy: Can I see your hand? (he draws a little river then
a bunny on one side and says he can't get to the other side because he will
go glub glub glub.)
Gal: What was the point of that?
Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand"
"Are you religious? (They answer yes or no) Because I could
be the answer to your prayers."
"Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?"
"If I followed you home, would you keep me?"
"I think I must be dying because I'm looking at Heaven."
"Do u sleep on your stomach ...........can
I?"
"I know they say milk does a body good but damn, how much
have u been drinking?"
"Why don't u come here sit on my lap and we will talk about
the first thing that pops up."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd but U and I together"
"HEY!!!! Wanna go half on a baby?"
"That dress looks great on you! It would look even better
in a pile on my bedroom floor!"
"Just wondering, what would you like for breakfast tomorrow
morning?"
"If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by
morning!"
"Your father must have been a thief... he took the stars
from the sky and put them in your eyes."
"It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to
be amongst us."
"Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?"
"Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!"
"Can I borrow a pound? ["What for?"] I want to call my
mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother
and thank her."
"I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?"
"I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then,
please start."
"If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of
losing you."
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